16 Drinking Quotes. The One by Sinatra is Genius.

Famous Drinking Quotes

Alcohol permeates every corner of American culture. It’s in our movies, our music and on our television sets. It’s a part of our history. This relationship with drinking is really interesting when you read through the following quotes. Some of the brightest minds, most successful entertainers and even our historical leaders have all made lasting statements regarding alcohol .

Here are 16 of the Top Drinking Quotes:

 

“Here’s to alchohol, the cause of – and solution to – all of life’s problems.”

-  Homer Simpson

 

“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That’ll teach you to keep your mouth shut.”

-  Ernest Hemingway

 “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.”

-  Benjamin Franklin

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”

-  Drew Carey

“There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.”

-  Bette Davis

“Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her.”

-  WC Fields

“Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.”

-  F. Scott Fitzgerald

“I’ve gotten more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”

-  Winston Churchill

“I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy”

-  Dean Martin

“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”

-  George Burns

“Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip e third.”

-  Knute Rockne

“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”

-  Frank Sinatra

“If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.”

-  Rodney Dangerfield

“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.”

-  Henny Youngman

“I drink Champagne when I win, to celebrate.  And I drink Champagne when I lose, to console myself.”

-  Napoleon Bonaparte

There’s nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.

-  John Candy

“Aye, but today’s rain is tomorrow’s whiskey.”

-  Scottish proverb

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